when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
i cant believe how true this is
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”